Hypothesis: Cats already walk on keyboards, so with proper guidance, they should learn Python.
Method: Set up a keyboard, place cat in front of it, and offer treats for correct syntax.
Results: The cat typed "kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkllllllllllll", which is valid in JavaScript.
Conclusion: Cats are already better at JavaScript than most developers.
Hypothesis: If magnets can attract metal, surely they can attract stability, happiness, and financial success.
Method: Carry an industrial magnet everywhere and see if life improves.
Results: No improvement in personal circumstances, but many stolen cutlery items.
Conclusion: Magnets only attract metal, not personal fulfillment.
Hypothesis: If Schrödinger’s cat can exist in two states at once, then a car can be both parked and not parked.
Method: Attempt to parallel park using only equations and shouting "IT'S JUST A PROBABILITY WAVE!"
Results: The car is still in motion, but my insurance premium increased.
Conclusion: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle does not apply to parking tickets.