Hypothesis: Energy drinks exist, so logically, yelling at caffeine should supercharge it.
Method: Brew a cup of coffee. Instead of sugar, add sheer emotional intensity by screaming at it for 30 seconds.
Results: No measurable change in caffeine levels, but the barista at Starbucks asked me to leave.
Conclusion: Screaming does not alter coffee potency, but it can alter social standing.
Hypothesis: Friction generates heat, and heat is energy. Therefore, violently rubbing a phone should charge it.
Method: Rub phone against carpet for five minutes.
Results: No increase in battery, but a significant increase in personal frustration.
Conclusion: More testing needed, possibly involving a lightning storm.
Hypothesis: Cats already walk on keyboards, so with proper guidance, they should learn Python.
Method: Set up a keyboard, place cat in front of it, and offer treats for correct syntax.
Results: The cat typed "kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkllllllllllll", which is valid in JavaScript.
Conclusion: Cats are already better at JavaScript than most developers.